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Jim and I decided to venture out into the hills of Surrey to try and find bicycle boy. There had been reports in the local paper of an unknown cyclist creating mayhem on the roads with some dodgy signalling and 'shock horror' not using the cycling lane and we knew that it was bicycle boy. We ventured out at the weekend and for some unknown reason, there were no cyclists to be seen. Surely he hadn't terrorised the rest of the cyclists off the road too! We spotted him and yelled out the window for him to follow us, after he nearly careered off the road in surprise, we caught up with him in a quiet road so he couldn't cause any more chaos. I asked him a simple question 'would you like to come back and fuck my bum', his answer, 'will it help me cycle faster'? Now most girls would be offended b...